The Voice of the White House for December 31st 2007

    Washington , D.C. “My, my, children, just think, another ‘Bin Laden tape’ has surfaced! Isn’t that astounding?

    It would seem that the Bush people, who have these made up, must have a new policy of repression aimed at the American public. Isn’t it astounding? Every time the proto-fascistic Republicans want something, they try to terrorize the pubic with threats of World War III, a possibility of a nuclear attack from some fictive terrorist group but of all of these, the cherry on the sundae is the famous (and convenient) ‘Bin Laden Tape.’

    I hate to jerk the covers off this charming game but Osama Bin Laden has been dead and buried since 2003. He died of kidney failure in a Pakistani hospital, with the full knowledge of General Musharraf and for certain, our government. A dead Bin Laden is of no use to us but a live one is a wonderful threat so the “tapes” just keep coming and always at just the right moment.

    And as to who killed Benazir Bhutto, the PDB (President’s Daily Briefing) makes it very, very clear that Musharraf was the motivator. His army might not have supplied the bomb or the gun but he was the prime benefactor of her convenient death. Que bono always.

    The General doesn’t give a royal fuck what Bush wants and under the guise of fighting the Taliban, he and his cronies have ripped off the American public for billions of dollars in cash and military aid. Some of the money goes into their Swiss bank accounts and a good deal of it is used to prepare for an attack on India , already long past the planning stage.

    I recently read a CIA analysis of the activities of the Pakistani military in the imminent attack on India but no one else in the public gets to see these things. This report, unlike the fake ones Bush needs to back up some disastrous policy, is genuine which means Bush will never see it.

    If it doesn’t support his weird and useless concepts of world politics, then it will not be shown to him. He would refuse to read it and immediately sack the writer.

    Bush is incapable of having a rational and intelligent conversation with anyone and never has been able to do more than giggle, snicker, crack barbershop jokes and act like the retarded frat rat that he really is. “